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Vance and Trump and their ultra right wing compatriots are proving with their lies that they have ZERO to offer voters. Trump can’t even spell policy. Enough of the lies. The truth is there is one party that wants to improve the lives of Americans and believes in freedom. Forget about the chaos, distractions and bullshit. VOTE for reality and sanity.

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Do we believe this “second assassination attempt”? It is awfully convenient. The assailant has been taken alive. Trump could set this up as a way to obfuscate the disaster his campaign has become. He could hire someone with promise of pardon “when” he becomes president. His MAGA devotees are pretty rabid. Just a thought. The timing is just too good plus the place for the attempt (who would know his location and time).

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Like TFG could run!

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Poor cats they will be traumatized for life, I hope they were AI generated and not real.

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Love your columns and love your beautiful dogs!

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Still grabbing pussy

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Now the Haitians, here legally, have to fear for their lives. God damn the stupid, cruel, lying, asshole Trump Republicans.

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Republicans don't value honesty anymore.

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Donald Trump and his cult are now immersed in meme-mania. Fueled by hate, social media and now AI image generation they are building and living in a wholly-fabricated fun house filled with dogs, cats and ducks being devoured by Haitian immigrants and a host of other inane fabulations. And these are not just lies, they come to believe them. They are the water they swim in, drink in, and defecate in. It’s now the Normies vs. the Memeites. As AI becomes more powerful this issue will become worse and more dangerous.

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Donald Trump and his cult are now immersed in meme-mania. Fueled by hate, social media and now AI image generation they are building and living in a wholly-fabricated fun house filled with dogs, cats and ducks being devoured by Haitian immigrants and a host of other inane fabulations. And these are not just lies, they come to believe them. They are the water they swim in, drink in, and defecate in. It’s now the Normies vs. the Memeites. As AI becomes more powerful this issue will become worse and more dangerous.

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Hate is, was, and always will remain the driving force of all left-wing political movements, and this author and its supporters epitomize the tribe. While you all salivate over what you think are excuses to loathe the victims of your ideology, the reports of Tren de Aragua crimes in Aurora and trouble in Springfield keep coming in, both from police blotters and individual witnesses.

So go ahead. Circularly cite your fellow partisans as you always do, and declare that you have conclusively fact-checked your way to victory. The rest of us will just keep seeing you for what you are.

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You think the author of this piece is left-wing?! 😂

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Here’s something we can do! Tens of thousands of registered voters have been illegally purged in battleground states. Many will find out – too late – that they’re unable to vote. People can (re)register up until Oct. 7 - but they need to be aware of what’s going on and look into it. I’m going to send postcards to voters in Georgia, Arizona, Pennsylvania, and North Carolina. Folks who go to voterizer.org/ can easily find out if they’re (still) registered to vote and can also request an absentee/mail-in ballot right there. This is important as, in some areas, people won’t feel safe going to vote in person, with the unrest we are bracing for.

I’ve printed the voterizer.org/ QR code onto stickers, which I’ll affix to the postcards with a note of explanation.

WHO WILL JOIN ME?

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On your end note: That she did; in spades, in heels dancing on his face...martini held high in one hand!

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The Emperor showed up with NO CLOTHES ON! I don’t believe that I was the first to notice!

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Isn’t there a grab-em-by-the-pussy joke in here somewhere?

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The claim of Haitians eating dogs and cats in Springfield brings to mind Swift’s modest proposal regarding the problem of the Irish. Were it true that immigrants were eating dogs and cats, beyond that which might be allowed credulity as of isolated incident, such might be thought to have the potential of solving two problems at once, that of immigrants’ material needs and that of the imbalance of the increasing numbers of dogs and cats, both as pets or as feral outliers, as compared to the decreasing number of human children. And if successful the practice might be expanded to address the plight of homeless citizens: illegal aliens consume excess dogs and cats while the homeless take sustenance from a sustainable supply of undocumented immigrants.

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